• bookishbutcorruptible:

    california-doom-merchants:

    queen-wienerlooks:

    gunpowderandspark:

    dapperhatsandfancypants:

    theausterevolunteer:

    oscarstardis:

    stillmonkeys:

    From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

    if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

    "nearly all of my life"

    Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

    "Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

    He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

    The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

    i always hoped he spoke like he wrote. i feel so fulfilled.

    Plus he’s a pretty great accordion player

    Wait. This is the only way I would actually watch that film.

    (via the-loneliest-god)

  • homme-brella:

    I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

    (via thwipthwipmotherfucker)

  • whitecrossgirl:

    belle-princess:

    Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him

    (Source: porpetinascamander, via whatsawatson)

  • daximed:

    Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

    (via just-sonic-it-bucky)

  • smartypantspeeps:

    tomriddl:

    Harry Potter’s character development. (x)

    x

    (Source: sshion, via elsaswarmheart)

  • mmmagpie:

    And this is why I read comics.

    (via i-am-the-hobbit)

  • californstar:

    My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

    (via madokasdeliveryservice)

  • thatfunnyblog:

    The American collegiate system in one gif set

    (Source: sandandglass, via piratemickey)

  • itscalledfashionlookitup:

    of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

    (Source: mechagod, via keepcalm-andmarryron)

  • nonespark:

    A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

    (Source: visually-enjoyable, via piratemickey)

  • comic-chick:

    hipnerd:

    This is the same man.

    I think about this a lot.

    (via flautistsarecool)